This new product, it's a SCREAM, baby!
Brand new (as of literal Halloween 2025), I bring you this new heart-shaped cheeseboard/ charcuterie set based off the 1996 cult classic Scream.
Beautifully laser emblazoned on the top we have Billy Loomis likeness, along with his iconic quote "WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES" (borrowed from Norman Bates in Psycho).
The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese/ char-CUT-erie tools which are perfect for you to slice and dice any tasty treats that dare get in your way.
Each tool has a 2" wooden handle and an approx 2.5" sharp end.
As with all my cheeseboards/ charcuterie sets, it is an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese/ charcuterie and this cult 90's movie.
This measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg
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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.
So a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.
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Fan made product, made to order.
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