Browsing this product and not buying it?...That's a Paddlin
I kid, you do you.
So here we have a mini paddle (cheeseboard/ platter) with the famous Jasper quote from The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 21 - The PTA Disbands (in case you wanted to go seek that out).
It's a double sided engraved design, with one side being landscape and the other being portrait (which works better if you're hanging it).
It measures approximately 25cm x 10 cm x 2cm for the small
and 30.5 x 14 x 2 for the medium
You could use it to serve small foods on, as a great bit of wall hanging Simpsons inspired/ Meme merch, or however you internet deviants damn well please.
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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor is it recommended to ever leave soaked in water.
A simple handwash wipe down the item after any food related use will ensure it stays good, and thus saving yourself from deserving a paddlin.
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Fan made product, made to order.
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