{"product_id":"dexter-morgan-you-deserve-my-knife-inspired-fancy-wooden-cheeseboard-charcuterie-serving-set","title":"Dexter Morgan \"You deserve my knife...\" inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard\/ Charcuterie Serving Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsing luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic \"You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone\" quote.  With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside.  I can remove that though if you'd prefer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese\/ charcuterie tools inside.\u003cbr\u003eEach tool has a 2\" wooden handle and an approx 2.5\" sharp end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs with all my cheeseboards\/ charcuterie sets, this set uses an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese\/ charcuterie and Dexter.  It'll be a prized possession for many many years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e--\u003cbr\u003eFan made product, made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrademark Legal Notice. \u003cbr\u003eAll product names, logos, and brands are property of their respective owners.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SpoonLagoon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55398401442126,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/2785\/3646\/files\/DSC_5273_1.jpg?v=1772292002","url":"https:\/\/spoonlagoon.net\/products\/dexter-morgan-you-deserve-my-knife-inspired-fancy-wooden-cheeseboard-charcuterie-serving-set","provider":"Spoon Lagoon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}